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I have 2 shark jaws on my wall, each as fearsome as this. They came from a 6′ and 9′ bronze whaler shark, one I cut from the shark’s head 35 years ago. I still remember how hard it was to do ….

But of course I was not a fucking stupid as this lad. I put them somewhere were they would not be subject to nocturnal interactions. They are safe on my office wall, looking at me now. Beautiful things. Not grotesquely set in kitsch some fiberglass shell of a head.

Of course, being mostly on the wall did not stop one girl getting her head stuck in one when my daughter took it for show and tell at school.  All ended well, the jaw was undamaged and she only needed three band aids and some antiseptic wipes.

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I’d want to know what restaurant this chef had been at - and what was on the menu…after he was accused of murdering young a young woman, but supposedly did not know his victim was dead until after he stopped having sex with her corpse.

This despite finding her laying in a pool of blood.

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The ABC reports that the body of a man believed to have been dead for a number of years has been found sitting on the sofa of a flat where a council tenant continued to live, British police say.

Avon and Somerset detectives could not say how long the man had been dead, but estimated it was several years.

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London February 5.

A London, UK, man has been charged with obtaining pornographic images from local schoolgirls and paying them using is PayPal cellphone account.

Police claim that John Filcher, 27, of Grey St, Waterloo, based his activities on one girl telling her friends how she made easy money by taking nude and pornographic photos of herself.

It is claimed he paid the equivalent of $19.65 per image taken by the girls using their camera phones and sent to his cell phone.

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In a shock announcement, old timers like Medusa, Stumpy and Twister are at risk of death from age, disease and wind.

That is the news from Izi Banton, chief ranger of the UK’s famous Sherwood Forest, where Robin Hood and his band of merry men are reputed to have hung out, making robbing forays against the local rich.

It seems odd that the trees are dying - after all they only live for 900 years of which the last 300 they spend dying. In addition to age and disease, wind common to many oldies , is also a treat as it blows the trees over.

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Interestingly 70% of respondents from North America and Western Europe put freedom first - despite most news coming from Rupert Murdoch. Somehow seems like a plot for James Bond Movie or an episode of Dr Who.

But what is press freedom and what is propaganda? The news only reports on what they are told in most instances, buy governments and bug business.

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It could only happen in Britain, but a great ad for the woman’s voice over business. So here is a little more promotion.

An official announcer for London’s Tube system has been sacked after making spoof messages mocking American tourists, peeping Toms and sweaty commuters.

Voiceover artist Emma Clarke, 36, recorded the announcements in the same smooth tones that have warned millions of passengers to “Mind The Gap” and posted them on her web site.

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