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Albert Einstein was a pretty smart bloke I think we all agree, so his idea on God must be pretty smart a well, especially when he described belief in God as “childish superstition” and said Jews were not the chosen people.
Pointing to the real reason why the average US President is weak Einstein wrote:
In what must be one of the most perverted acts of anti-Christianity, Jesus was kidnapped in the USA this week.
Jean Mansel, who loves Jesus, was outraged when she saw that her concrete Jesus statue had been stolen from her front yard.
However, lackluster local supporters of Jesus failed to take the opportunity to ransack the Oakfield township in a religious fervor in a bit to find the transformed sack of concrete, instead preferring to ignore the whole matter.
In a move that will have unborn babies turning in their wombs is a proposal by an Australian Academic to have a carbon tax placed on the heads of all newborns while condoms should count towards carbon credits.
Published in the Medical Journal of Australia, Dr Barry Walters, an associate professor of Obstetric Medicine at the University of Western Australia, says every family choosing to have more than a defined number of children should be charged a carbon tax.
Most Americans believe in stuff of folklore, myths and legends, according to a new survey just released that shows almost three quarters believe in heaven and angels.
Around one-third of those polled also said they believed in UFOs, witches and astrology.
The survey, carried out by Harris Online, seems to confirm the popular international concept that Americans are confused about what to believe.
My name is Muhammed so therefore I AM Muhammed.
To me if you spell it Muhammed or Mohammed, we are all referring to the name of our Prophet.
For my parents to have named me Muhammed means that I am the current representation of Muhammed and my likeness is a representation of his likeness. This brings with it many obligations.
Today I visited the barber shop and I said to the barber “Cut my beard short! It looks a mess and dips in my soup because it is so long!!”