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The Australian male gay world is all aflutter with the discovery by Australian Customs officials that a popular gay bum lube oil imported from Thailand contains steroids.
The product, marketed as “gay lube oil”, actually contained a variety of active ingredients including testosterone and deca durabolin.
Moving trees is not uncommon, either as large trees for new gardens or even to make way for roadworks, but a tree 750 years old?
While the Poms have the famous oaks of Sherwood Forest that have a maximum life span of around 700 years, the crazy guys in Western Australia have taken it upon themselves to move a tree that is already 750 years old - and they reckon that it has another 300 years left in it, so the shift is worthwhile.
The ancient boab tree was moved to make room for widening of a road. [Read more →]
Still on your honeymoon but fed up with you new wife already? Is your new marriage not all it is cracked up to be?
Then Gabe Watson has a way to get rid of an unwanted wife.
Step one
Convince your sweetheart that a honeymoon in a tropical place would be great, lets say…Australia!
Step two
You cannot be in a tropical paradise and no go diving, so make the most of your experience as a diver and convince her what fun diving is.
It seems that ex Aussie PM Paul Keating stands no chance of winning the Eurovision song contest.
The likelihood is not much improved if the ex Labor party leader were to team up with recently ousted Liberal leader and recent Aussie PM, John Howard.
These chances have been measured against Keating’s chances of landing the post of being the next G’Day campaign in the UK.
I have 2 shark jaws on my wall, each as fearsome as this. They came from a 6′ and 9′ bronze whaler shark, one I cut from the shark’s head 35 years ago. I still remember how hard it was to do ….
But of course I was not a fucking stupid as this lad. I put them somewhere were they would not be subject to nocturnal interactions. They are safe on my office wall, looking at me now. Beautiful things. Not grotesquely set in kitsch some fiberglass shell of a head.
Of course, being mostly on the wall did not stop one girl getting her head stuck in one when my daughter took it for show and tell at school. All ended well, the jaw was undamaged and she only needed three band aids and some antiseptic wipes.
Researchers at the Townsville Aquarium are excited about a new jelly fish they have found.
Dr Lisa Gershwin lead researcher, said the jellyfish was not found in the open ocean, but in a jellyfish tank at the aquarium.
It is an unusual looking jellyfish - about 1 cm long and looking well, rather like snot on the bottom of the tank.
Pensioners in Melbourne Australia, stripped in public yesterday in protest at the low level of the base pension.
The antic caused traffic mayhem as drivers craned their necks to see the older Aussies prancing about in their undergarments.
Organiser of the protest, Mrs Mavis Simms, said this was the only way she knew to attract the government’s attention.
Death in a mire of dried pea, hmmm there must be better ways to go.
I guess that is what an unnamed man was thinking when he almost drowned to death in a silo of peas - he was rescued from a grain silo in Western Australia after being buried up to his neck in tonnes of peas.
It is not yet known if the man fell into the silo while it was being loaded or if the product was dumped on him while working inside.
Seems all is not well in the NSW (Aust) firefighting world where drivers of fire trucks are getting traffic fines for running red lights and speeding on their way to emergencies.
While the union is taking a typically hard line approach to what can be simply resolved through a suggested change to the administrative procedure, it seems the public might be the ones to really feel the effects.
The Union is suggesting that all road rules will be followed, including stopping at red lights till they change to green.
A report in the Australian newspaper relating to the non-use of this device by a researcher who was killed and we assume eaten (his body has never been found) by a Great White.
