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In an accident somewhat similar to shooting yourself in the foot comes the tale of the fumbling security guard who downed his own plane. Lucky it was not in the air at the time…

Top UN ambassadors were forced to hitch a bus ride from Democratic Republic of Congo to Rwanda after a security guard accidentally shot a hole in their plane, a UN spokesman said.

The Security Council ambassadors had been visiting violent eastern Congo during a trip to promote peacekeeping operations and other efforts to end some of the most intractable conflicts in Africa.

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Has the anti-Christ  of web sites (also known as MySpace) led to a violent attack with the porpose of posting video of the attack on Youtube?

Thant is the opinion of the father of a bashing victim.

Seems 16-yo Victoria Lindsay was attacked about 8:30 p.m. on March 30 by April Cooper, Cara Murphy, Britney Mayes, Brittini Hardcastle, Kayla Hassell and Mercades Nichols, while two boys, Zachary Ashley and Stephen Schumaker, stood outside the house as lookouts.

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Throwing a hedgehog at a teenager has landed a New Zealand man a date in court, a newspaper report says.

It seems William Singalargh liked Russell Crowe’s (also a Kiwi by birth) antics with using a phone to assault someone, but decided to one one step further.

So he picked up the animal and threw it about five metres at a 15-year-old in the eastern North Island town of Whakatane in February, the Herald on Sunday reported.

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Seems friendship can overcome many things even a tiff that gets a little bloody as the Never underestimate the appeal of a toasted English muffin after a night of heavy boozing.

The Island Packet News (what a name for a paper!) reports an argument between friends over who ate the last English muffin ended with head wounds, according to a Beaufort County sheriff’s report.

Around 11:30 p.m. Monday, one of the roommates, a 23-year-old man, ventured into the kitchen for a snack, preferably one with delicious nooks and crannies. He discovered the muffins were gone. Fisticuffs followed.

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The young bloke involved in a sexual relationship with his tearcher must have thought all his Christmases had come at once….and good marks were propbably assured as well.

Seems the normally rather cute looking teacher Lisa Robyn Marinelli, 40, of 9824 Nicklaus Drive, New Port Richey, had been under investigation by the Pasco Sheriff’s Office since late February when the victim’s father reported seeing his son get out of Marinelli’s car while pulling up his pants.

The lucky lad had time for a few more good times before police swooped on Ms Marinelli.

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AP reports a businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.

Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.

According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around, the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing him “serious injuries.”

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The US should still fear Iran, because , well, they should according to this report - worth the read!
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Google is set to face a massive global class action by parties who say they have suffered as a result of the search giant.

It is claimed that Google acts as a ‘defamatory intermediary’ by allowing searchers to discover libelous and damaging pages that can influence people’s opinions of businesses and people, thus causing them financial injury and personal stress.

In Australia Two Victorian real estate agents have launched a defamation action alleging they have been defamed by articles found via Google searches.

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The York Record reports on a 37-year-old Lower Windsor Township man being charged with using electricity to shock his wife to death in what police describe as some “bizarre sex” inside the bedroom of their southern York County trailer.

Toby Taylor, 37, of the 100 block of Oak Leaf Court, was charged Thursday with involuntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment.

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Enrica Sancheze thought she had the best job in the world, working for the FBI - even if she was in administration.

It seems however that her role was more crucial than she could have imagined and a oversight has seen critical international investigations jeopardized and the status of the agency dragged through the mud.

While the CIA are clapping their hands with glee (not us this time yay!!) Ms Sancheze is keeping a low profile while the US Justice Department investigates her section over its handling of its massive budget.

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