Britaney Spears calls the police
Just when you thought it was safe to read a story about Britaney Spears, it seems her life will be under the influence again - this time of the courts.
Seems she and ex Kevin Federline cannot sort out custody of their two boys.
Things have been getting so out of hand in the custody dispute that the police have been called to her mansion. Expecting to find a drugged out wacko they found…well, you can fill in the blanks…
You just have to love Nicole Kidman - just because Princess Diana died supposedly at the hands of tormenting paparazzo after her car crashed, Kidman thinks she might suffer the same fate.