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The young bloke involved in a sexual relationship with his tearcher must have thought all his Christmases had come at once….and good marks were propbably assured as well.

Seems the normally rather cute looking teacher Lisa Robyn Marinelli, 40, of 9824 Nicklaus Drive, New Port Richey, had been under investigation by the Pasco Sheriff’s Office since late February when the victim’s father reported seeing his son get out of Marinelli’s car while pulling up his pants.

The lucky lad had time for a few more good times before police swooped on Ms Marinelli.

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Political speeches are odd creatures, with hidden meanings and other stuff lurking between the lines. This is just one example from US President GW Bush’s speech about the 5th anniversary of the war in Iraq.

If you have any other interpretations of what he really meant, share em via comments! 

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Some pretty bad things have happened in Nigeria in the past and even today, get caught in the wrong place and you are just as likely to be held for ransom.

So it does not strike me as the sort of place to try and pull a swift trick in front of thousands of people…..

But that is just what momentary fishing legend Bello Argungu did during Nigeria’s biggest fishing contest.

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The Warren Tribune Chronicle is hanging its head in shame after having an incorrect report that claimed their reporter had contacted Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton who was reported at the time to be answering questions from voters in a local congressman’s office.

It seems their rather hopeless eporter John Goodall, who was assigned to the story, rang the local congressman’s office and held and interview with the person who answered the phone with “This is Hillary”.

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AP reports a businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.

Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.

According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around, the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing him “serious injuries.”

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Rooters Chinese media that a Chinese bride burned her new husband to death after he got into bed without washing his feet following a drunken argument.

“Seems the couple were good at arguing and fighting - even during their honeymoon they bickered non-stop.

The report said the couple, from the central province of Hubei, had another fight on the night of March 4.

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A bunch of local youths in the holiday nation of Fiji, have dismayed a family after they broke into their kitchen and ate food from their fridge - while the family was downstairs battling a fire that had broken out in an adjacent shop.

The owner of Une Une Store, which is located next to the burnt shop in Navua, Umesh Kumar Sen, was all praise for the National Fire Authority for being prompt but expressed dismay at the group of boys who ate their food.

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A report in the Australian newspaper relating to the non-use of this device by a researcher who was killed and we assume eaten (his body has never been found) by a Great White.

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The Northern Territory news reports about a woman who survived an extraordinary crocodile attack 23 years ago has been killed by a snake.

Respected ecologist, feminist and renowned author Val Plumwood who described her death roll with the giant saltie as “terror, terror, terror” was found dead on her wilderness property.

The species of snake responsible for her death was still unknown last night.

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And it happened in a place called LoveLand.

Seems 20 year old Jennifer Stroth is a bit of a crazy lady. Not only does she like older men (reaally old) but she seems to have a nasty habit of sticking a knife into the one she was shacked up with.

The “intimate friends” have had a turbulant time recently, uncovered when Stroth was charged with stabbing her boyfriend with a knife.

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