Baby sucks out woman’s brain
An Australian mother is claiming that her new baby is sucking out her brains through her breast milk.
The woman, Marge Shrivinton, 28, from Brisbane, Queensland says she intends giving up breast feeding because her baby boy is sucking out her brain, diminishing her capacity to think straight and remember things.
“I was OK before the baby was born,” she said. “But from the second day my brain has been going out my nipples and my mind has been all over the place. But now I can hardly hold a decent conversation without getting distracted or talking on some random thought train.
“Plus trying to remember things its almost impossible - I have to write everything down.”
Mrs Shrivinton has been examined by two specialist doctors, including having an MRI scan, but neither of the doctors can find any evidence of reduce brain mass.
“Its really worrying,” said Shrivinton. “I mean this morning I saw two birds fighting in the yard, which means I don’t know, perhaps interest rates will go up next week.”
When asked what fighting birds and interest rates had to do with her baby and her condition, Shrivinton broke down in tears.
“You see, I cannot even hold a conversation with you,” she sobbed.
“I tell you, by baby is sucking out my brain through my breasts. I’m going onto formula feeding tomorrow so that my colours will be brighter in the wash……”
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