Prince Charles angered by traffic accident
Prince Charles has been angered by the scene of a traffic accident during a trip to Uganda.
The crash involved a motorcycle carrying four people and a cyclist transporting a corpse.
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‘Muhammed’ speaks on the teddy bear issue
My name is Muhammed so therefore I AM Muhammed.
To me if you spell it Muhammed or Mohammed, we are all referring to the name of our Prophet.
For my parents to have named me Muhammed means that I am the current representation of Muhammed and my likeness is a representation of his likeness. This brings with it many obligations.
Today I visited the barber shop and I said to the barber “Cut my beard short! It looks a mess and dips in my soup because it is so long!!”
Tube announcer sacked over messages
It could only happen in Britain, but a great ad for the woman’s voice over business. So here is a little more promotion.
An official announcer for London’s Tube system has been sacked after making spoof messages mocking American tourists, peeping Toms and sweaty commuters.
Voiceover artist Emma Clarke, 36, recorded the announcements in the same smooth tones that have warned millions of passengers to “Mind The Gap” and posted them on her web site.
Ex Oz Labor PM backs woman for Liberal leader
He was the known as a street fighter on the floor of parliament, acid tongued and quick witted.
So ex Labor Australian Prime Minister, Paul Keating’s comments on the contenders for those in the running for the Australian Liberal Party leadership is a good read - better than I could have written myself!
Over to Paul Keating: [Read more →]
Bush makes error wanting Palastinian state
US President George W Bush has again become confused when he inadvertently said he wanted a Palestinian state.
Observers believe Bush was of the understanding that he would have another US controlled ’state’ in the Middle East, near the most recent one, Iraq.
It appears that Bush sees having another state not connected to mainland USA would be like having Hawaii, except without the beaches.
Ex Prime Minister on lonely walk
Australia’s out going Prime Minister John Howard has continued his traditional morning walk after his big electoral defeat at yesterday’s polls.
A rather gruff Mr Howard said he would continue his morning walks, if nothing more than to find a reason to get away from the house.
“I have been lucky over the past eleven and a half years to have had a job that has kept me away from home as much as it has.
Crash victim drinks urine to survive
Drinking his own urine was only slightly worse than cracking several ribs according to a Kenyan helicopter pilot.
Solomon Nyanjui crashed his helicopter in the Kenyan jungle and had to drink his own urine and eat leaves to survive eight days till rescuers arrived.
“My water ran out and I was forced to pee in a cup so I had something to drink,” said the survivor.
Fish and chips with bite
The idea of man eating shark will have a new twist in UKs Cornwall after a ‘monster’ shark was sold to a local ‘chippie’.
While the 16 foot long shark may not be big compared to some sharks found around the world, in Cornwall the catch has created quite a stir.
The thresher shark is mostly tail, so could be worth more as shark fin soup than the 50 pence per pound paid by a local fish merchant, who paid just £255 for the 1,125lb shark.
Serial killer’s family member in pro-gun election bid
The sister in-law of a notorious Australian serial killer is in favour of private gun ownership and is seeking election on a pro-gun and pro-euthanasia issues.
She is standing for a Senate seat in this weekend’s Australian federal elections
Prostitutes need extra pages for EU sex quiz
Questions on sexual activity are planned by the European Commission because says it needs better quality data on how people live in order to improve policy making.
Questions on sex and duration of ‘unions’ is amongst the range of questions to be asked.
However concerns are being raised over the number of extra pages that will need to be printed in the survey that active prostitutes are expected to fill in.